A gull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The gull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, it rips open and shares it with other birds. The gull's shoplifting started early this month when it first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the gull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny. Notice how much faster the bird walks on his way out.  

 

Thanks Jordan for sharing this story with us.

 

Starts nasty but finishes well!!! 

 

Bed sheets 

 

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, 

the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. 

 

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the 

latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his 

bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain 

rational. 

 

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the 

bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. 

 

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He 

started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to 

get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a 

tangled pile at his feet. 

 

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the 

sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), 

and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What 

the heck is going on here?" 

 

The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, 

replied: "I think I just beat the sh$t out of a ghost." 

 

Happy Halloween 

 

Thanks Jorden!